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A spond (noun) is a group invitation, or group request, sent by a social initiator.
I got a spond from Fred. He wants to organize a trip to the mountain with all his former class mates.

I will send you all a spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not. to the opera next month.
Spond by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014
chris white is a fucking spond
spond by james macdonald February 1, 2005
To spond (verb) means to send a group invitation or group request in order to organize an event.
Shall we get together for a high school reunion? I'll spond.

Let me spond, then it's easy to see who's coming or not to soccer practice next Thursday.
Spond by Rufus Hammersmith June 17, 2014
verb
To "watch" a movie late at night with a memeber of the oppiste sex
yeah, last lips are sore from sponding with linda last night
spond by J L April 17, 2003

blonde-spond 

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.
Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?
blonde-spond by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020
The realization that there aren't any main characters in the world and everyone has a complex life, thoughts, crushes, relatives, dreams and mind just as your own.

Essentially whilst you're the main character in your life, you're also a background character in someone else's.
The knowledge that both I and you reading this are actual people like the remaining 8 billion of us is making sonder hit me like a truck.
sonder by B O I B O I March 6, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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