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Spreeve

white matter under fat folds of skin, in particularly fat bastards normally.
any fat cunt would have a lot of spreeve as they are producing more than is normally healthy
by the spreeve king May 2, 2009
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Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013
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spreeked

Just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend spreeked all over my teddy bear!
by rhenvar May 13, 2010
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speeved

To be lied to, tricked, or decieved.
"I was sold a gold chain, but it ended up being fake, I was speeved."

"My brother told me the phone call was for me, but it wasn't. he totally speeved me."

"I borrowed money from Katisha and told her i would pay her back, but i won't. I speeved her.
by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005
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shreeve

Verb: To smoke marjiuana.
Noun: Got any shreeve?
Around and around and around we go,
We be huddled in a circle with a pistato
We SHREEVE and we breathe and relieve our stress,
And when a friend dies, we can heave our chests
And grieve him first, cuz when we leave this earth
We gon' shreeve from birth
That's how we work
So from the heart to the soul,
You will start to know,
Shreeve together, live together, yo, die alone
by Flash!!! March 8, 2008
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screever

An English term for pavement artist, chalk artist, street painter, also known as a sidewalk artist in the US, or madonarri in Italy. A busking artist who creates original or reproduction artworks, typically for public donations.
"Today I'm a screever, and as you can see, a screever's an artist of 'ighest degree" - sings Bert in Mary Poppins, in the song Chim-chimeny.

The word is also used in George Orwell's "Down and out in London and Paris", and can be found in some older English dictionaries.
by ullarty March 21, 2011
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spreewells

A "spreewell" is a generic term for any rim that has a part that keeps spinning when the tires stop. However, TRUE "spreewells" come a the shop that Latrell Spreewell owns, and they run about $10,000. The "spreewells" that come from a kit are not real "spreewells."
Any regular "Joe" on the street does not have genuine "Spreewells"; they simply have a "spinner kit." So in all honesty I can't begin to give you an example, because NOBODY out here has them.
by Cranberry August 1, 2003
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