skreeve

Gypsy meaning for a van

That’s some skreeve the chavy has got his self

by Ben san April 26, 2020

Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

skeeved

to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone

I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.

by enitsirk January 27, 2003

Skeevester

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.

"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Finna skeeve

When you are going to take something or mooch off someone also known as skeeving

Skeeve 1: I heard ricky just got an 8th of ganj
Skeeve 2: Finna skeeve that shit

by 661784849 June 18, 2011

The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

skeeve

(verb) to gross out; to digust; to make your skin crawl, sometimes with undertones of sexual deviance/perversion

It really skeeved me out when he ate the gummy bear off the floor in the movie theater.
or
Twenty-year-old guys who date girls too young to drive really skeeve me out.

by puma-cat July 23, 2005