Screeve

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Screeve by Scrunter September 30, 2021

Screeve

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Screeve by Scrunter September 30, 2021

Screeve

Another word for an clumsy, inept or unfortunate individual. Can also be used to describe an imbecile or pilik.

Dave: "Mate, I nearly had her. Most other girls like getting licked on the earlobe"
Trevor: "No they don't Dave, you absolute screeve"

Or

Neil: "She was a solid 7 on tinder. I met her and it turned out to be a man FML"
Eric: "lol! You got fully catfished you screeve c%&t lol"

Screeve by tunablerogue January 3, 2015

Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".

Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.

Screener Season by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013

screwvenir 

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003

SCREEEAW 

The noise that a pterodactyl makes. The number of E's is variable but is usually 3. Originated on Totse.com

Pterodactyl: SCREEEAW!!!
Person: WTF???

SCREEEAW by RabD July 11, 2006

Geoff Shreeves 

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

Geoff Shreeves by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013