speeved

To be lied to, tricked, or decieved.

"I was sold a gold chain, but it ended up being fake, I was speeved."

"My brother told me the phone call was for me, but it wasn't. he totally speeved me."

"I borrowed money from Katisha and told her i would pay her back, but i won't. I speeved her.

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005

Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

skeeved

to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone

I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.

by enitsirk January 27, 2003

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021

sceeved

to be creeped out to the point that your skin crawls.

Ever since my dad told me I was conceived to Talking Heads "Stay Up Late" I can't listen to that song without getting sceeved out.

by Pane Simlaw April 15, 2008

speeled

getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!

i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit

by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

Short-sleeved magician

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010