Spreadmas

An annual day of celebration held in the week after Christmas Day that involves guests each bringing a spread of food in the spirit of sharing and love. A chance for friends to get together after the craziness of the Christmas season to have a laugh and sample as many different foods as possible.

'What are you bringing to Spreadmas this year?'

'Mum has made me some sausage rolls, those will do nicely. Plus a slab'

by People's Champ 37 December 8, 2021

spreadah

Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.

Who is this cougar sleeping next to me? I've never been so spreadahd in my life!

by kyle cota June 26, 2006

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

spreadable buttery ballsack

the technique of saran rapping your balls and then running laps until sweaty then spreading and sliding it over your partners face.

damn, the "Big 86" gave that bitch a spreadable buttery ballsack yesterday.

by Italiano 19 January 17, 2009

Spreadater

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.

Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."

by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021

SpreadFax

noun.

the list of sexual partners anyone has been with

-to "spread" is to "open up one's legs" and engage in sexual acts-
SpreadFax is a play on CarFax but is a word of mouth history of anyone that the potential partner has been with sexually

Anthony: that's my new girl friend, she has a rocky past but i think i like her
Marcus: Well i heard she's been around, you better get her SpreadFax

by Nanz October 1, 2012

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008