Spreadater 

When a male or female bends over. Then takes the index & middle finger from each hand. Inserts their fingers into the anus. Then spreads the anus open, like Predators mouth.

Spreadater:
During my prostate exam my doctor said," reach back and your ass like the predators mouth."

Spreadater by SQUATTER79 March 4, 2021

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.

Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

thirteen letter shit spreader by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Spreader Bar 

A bondage device used to spread the legs at the ankles or thighs, usually for sexual or humiliation purposes.

Her master used a spreader bar to keep her legs open.

Spreader Bar by ChiHonors October 6, 2008

ohio butter spreader 

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.

When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

ohio butter spreader by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016

spreader 

A person who is a whore and enjoys spreading their legs wide open for men to have sex. By spreading their legs it creates easier access for the men to inject their dicks into their ass.

Helen is a spreader.

spreader by peek-a-boo August 4, 2004

joy-spreader 

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

joy-spreader by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

Super Spreader 

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

Super Spreader by YAWA July 4, 2020