Skip to main content

Sportshour

The amount of time between the same story on consecutive airings of SportsCenter on ESPN. When a person realizes it has been one sportshour, they also realize that they are completely wasting their time.

A sportshour is equivalent in length to one hour.
Guy1: Yo dude didn't they already show highlights from the Knicks-Bulls game?
Guy2: Yeah cus it's been one sportshour, lets go do something else.
Sportshour by --Mike-- November 15, 2011
Words you can keep

sportsworld 

A sportshop (Colliers Wood, Kingston) owned by a whole bunch of frauds that sell chavwear to, naturally chavs. The staff are always underpaid and the well paid ones are the chavs who have no life and only aim is to run a cheap shitty sportshop, hence why the prices of chavwear is so cheap.
"I iz goin to sportsworld to buy my shit"
sportsworld by MickeyD October 15, 2006

Sportshole 

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.
"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

Lucky's SportHouse 

A kick-ass place to watch sports, eat fresh food & always find great beer and friends on tap in Wilkes-Barre PA!! PLAY HARD. EAT WELL! It's a local neighborhood gathering place, that is unpretentious and comfortable. Over 30 TVs, so you always have a front row seat!!
Where should we go to watch the big game? Duh, Lucky's SportHouse!

Where in Wilkes-Barre can you get food made fresh and a clear view of a gianormous TV -- Lucky's SportHouse.

At Lucky's SportHouse, the game is always on!

SportSound

1. Horrendous Scottish sports radio stations thats on the AM and fm.
2. always seems to have the rangers match on when I tune in.
3. Tries really really really hard to beat the Scoreboard round up on SRH and cant
4. Try try as they might to be funny about the SPL clubs but arent.
5. try try as they might to be funny about the lesser leauges like 1,2,3 div and usualy are very funny about them.
6. never carries those lesser matches unless somthing outragious is to happen at the ground.
Arab: the Arabs play today
Arab1: really well you know the drill
Arab: yep gimme the radio
Arab1: remeber sportsound check the Rangers match and then off to radio tay for real coverage.
Arab: yep leave it to sportsound to screw half of scotland out of a match.
SportSound by UnitedEatsTheDee June 15, 2005

Sportswhore 

A person that loves on sport for a while then moves on to the next sport just like you would do with a guy if you are a whore
she is totally a sportswhore first she liked soccer then basketball and now swimming ?? What even
Sportswhore by Chicccanaaa April 22, 2017

Sportsure 

Sportsure is when the teams you love lead you through a great regular season and build up your expectations but then torture you during playoff season by finding unexpected and cruel ways to get eliminated and to break your heart.
We experience sportsure in DC every year in dealing with the losing Capitals, Nationals and now the UVA basketball team. The higher the expectations, the greater the sportsure when your team is eliminated.
Sportsure by Lulu Browntrout May 11, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next