Sportshole

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

Shorthole

Approximately 1/2 an asshole.

Kendra is a shorthole.

by Knob Thompson February 4, 2021

sportsdome

the act of receiving a blowjob a.k.a. "dome" while watching a major sporting event such as the Superbowl, World Series, or any playoff game.

Man 1: Yo bro, you catch the Eastern Conference game last night?
Man 2: Not only did I catch the game, I got me some sportsdome too!
Man 1 : That's bro

by trumanfacekicker June 11, 2011

sportholic

is a person who craves or compulsively does sport

He is sportholic

by Mirko.Eclettic May 7, 2016

Sportsboner

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

spoushole

your life partner that's also an asshole

"Nah, I can't go out after work. I've got to go home and finish an argument with my spoushole."

by DJJC May 28, 2008