SportSound

1. Horrendous Scottish sports radio stations thats on the AM and fm.
2. always seems to have the rangers match on when I tune in.
3. Tries really really really hard to beat the Scoreboard round up on SRH and cant
4. Try try as they might to be funny about the SPL clubs but arent.
5. try try as they might to be funny about the lesser leauges like 1,2,3 div and usualy are very funny about them.
6. never carries those lesser matches unless somthing outragious is to happen at the ground.

Arab: the Arabs play today
Arab1: really well you know the drill
Arab: yep gimme the radio
Arab1: remeber sportsound check the Rangers match and then off to radio tay for real coverage.
Arab: yep leave it to sportsound to screw half of scotland out of a match.

SportSound by UnitedEatsTheDee June 15, 2005

Shortround

He cocksmacked a guy. His paddle is a penis.

Shortround knows that the black one is female, but still chose the white one.

Shortround by REBOOT April 25, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004