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Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."
“Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them
Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

Sportflic 

A person who is very attractive from certain angles, but very unattractive from others.
That new chick is such a Sportflic - hot from either side, grotesque when you're looking straight at her.
Sportflic by FleaRHCP97 August 5, 2023

sportfoliofication 

Having multiple pro teams to root for so you are never bummed out. By sportfoliofication I've hedged my bummed factor.
Dude, Albert has totally built a stellar sportfoliofication by adding Texans and Dolphins to his favorite teams list.

shortOlicious

adj- describing a foxxy short chick
"Man, check out that girl by the table... She is shortOlicious
shortOlicious by Scotty February 6, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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