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Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

shortaholic

An individual, typically a young skinny white guy, who refuses to wear long pants—even in the harshest winter weather—foregoing any explanation beyond "It's not cold."
Did you see Norris tromping through the snow today in his shorts?”
“Yeah, he’s a textbook case of a shortaholic.”
shortaholic by Dudek9 March 23, 2012

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them
Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

Sportflic 

A person who is very attractive from certain angles, but very unattractive from others.
That new chick is such a Sportflic - hot from either side, grotesque when you're looking straight at her.
Sportflic by FleaRHCP97 August 5, 2023

sportfoliofication 

Having multiple pro teams to root for so you are never bummed out. By sportfoliofication I've hedged my bummed factor.
Dude, Albert has totally built a stellar sportfoliofication by adding Texans and Dolphins to his favorite teams list.

shortOlicious

adj- describing a foxxy short chick
"Man, check out that girl by the table... She is shortOlicious
shortOlicious by Scotty February 6, 2004