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congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.
congressman by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
congressman by Solasvegas June 17, 2011

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.
He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.
Congressman by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

Congressman Delay 

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
Congressman Delay by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Congressman Weiner 

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
Congressman Weiner by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.
She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.
The Congressman by California Brown January 15, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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