congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.

Suck my Congressman.

by Solasvegas June 17, 2011

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.

He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.

by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.

Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!

by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 15, 2008