Definitions by DJJC

spoushole 

your life partner that's also an asshole

"Nah, I can't go out after work. I've got to go home and finish an argument with my spoushole."

spoushole by DJJC May 28, 2008

amuse-bouche 

1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal

2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day

1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."

2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."

amuse-bouche by DJJC October 24, 2007

sleep ethic 

the variable propensity to sleep

Dude 1: Where were you yesterday?
Dude 2: You know I have a strong sleep ethic, I had to sleep after that all-nighter

sleep ethic by DJJC September 14, 2007