sporticus 

merritt i told you to search this for one reason i just want to sayyyyy.
i think your super cool and a awesome friend. your smart, nice, and devilish handsome (no homo). i hope you get to successful get your dream and become the very best like no was before. even though i plan i to annoy you every day til. i hope were still friends even after school because your such a great guy. and who knows maybe will become the worst enemys or will become close as ever. either way thanks for existing -lily

sporticus is merritt's nickname because we love him (sporticus not merrit) jk

sporticus by i am a threat October 15, 2018

sporticus 

Sporticus is the one weekend a year when the most major internationaly recognised sporting events are played (i.e Le Tour de France, Wimbledon, World Cup matchs, playoffs etc. sporticus is a play on words derived from the Seinfeld fictitious holiday festivas

Are you watching sporticus this weekend?

sporticus by Clubpunting March 23, 2017

Sporticus 

The act of someone raging or becoming enraged at something.

Stephan was sporticus about what Lucas had done.

Sporticus by TheLastLost December 24, 2021

Sportscucks 

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

Sportscucks by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

I am spartacus 

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.

Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.

I am spartacus by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

Sportically Challenged 

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.

Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

Sportically Challenged by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

Spartacussing by rrsquare August 3, 2012