Spoonslap 

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

Spoonslap by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

spoonrape 

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

spoonrape by krisenthia August 20, 2007

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

spoonswag 

what justin bieber and lil twist do. SWAG WITH SPOONS

JB:swagin with spoons
LIL TWIST: SPOONSWAG!

spoonswag by JEEBSLOVER69 January 8, 2011

Spoonular 

Adjective
1. Of or pertaining to spoons
2. Having qualities similar to spoons

Guy 1: I majored in spoons.
Guy 2: Thats not real.
Guy 1: Yes it is, look up spoonular relativity.
OR
Guy 1: Is a shovel a spoon?
Guy 2: No. It's not spoonular.

Spoonular by bruh johnson March 1, 2021

spockslap 

when you slap someone with your hand in the shape of the spock sign

that kid was total nerd he derserved a spockslap

spockslap by andrew minor January 1, 2009