Spoonap

A nap with another person that involves spooning.

My girlfriend and I were tired, so we took a spoonap. It was nice.

by holabp March 7, 2011

spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

by krisenthia August 20, 2007

Spoonacopopple

Someone who is a less than satisfactory human being. Also, a person of substandard intelligence.

"That tank was a total spoonacopopple." "Dude, don't be a spoonacopopple."

by Mooniacle January 24, 2010

Spoonan Nunan

A pedophilic male teacher who pervs on young female students. A teacher who generally is a party pooper and likes to have no fun.

A teacher is looking down a girls shirt:

"Hey, that teacher is chucking a Spoonan Nunan"

by Keefey69 September 7, 2005

spoonakiss

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

by hdaduck April 10, 2009

Spoonami

A blast of water caused by placing a spoon under a faucet.

"So I tried doing the dishes, but I was hit by spoonami!"

by Rusty Dilder February 14, 2014

spoonable

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

by John Williams December 28, 2004