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spoonlicker 

an annoying fuck as troll that constantly trolls/spams cplusplus.com
when all hell breaks loose, spoonlicker is usually the cause. spoonlicker is the reason the ban button and system was advanced.
spoonlicker by Programming Sapien February 5, 2013

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!
Human spoonipede by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Spoonlicker 

A woman who licks the head of a penis. It is so called because a penis is somewhat shaped like a spoon, and when women perform fellatio on a man, they lick his penis, hence the term spoonlicker.
You know that girl, dawg? Well, she's a freaking spoonlicker. She sucks dick all the time. She can't help herself at all!
Spoonlicker by Spencer Silas August 31, 2022

spoonlicker 

One who licks spoons in a chinese resturant to see if they wash the silverware if you don't unwrap it from it's casing.
"Cameron is such a spoonlicker!"
spoonlicker by Denny Buttcrack February 15, 2008

Spoonlicker 

Usually a girl with a sort of exotic name like Peri. She’ll send snapchats of herself to her crush in order to subconsciously send him hint of what she wants to do to his cock.
Peri is a spoonlicker. All she does is send pictures of her licking spoons.

SpoonLicker 

A person who is very lazy and has very very slow replies to texts and other social media's
*Faye sent message 4 hours ago*
*Faye to Luke* 'Luke you're a fucking SpoonLicker
SpoonLicker by DIRTYFATJOKES June 17, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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