spockslap 

when you slap someone with your hand in the shape of the spock sign

that kid was total nerd he derserved a spockslap

spockslap by andrew minor January 1, 2009

spockulation 

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

spockulation by iteration2 January 5, 2014

Spoonslap 

Something That Sounds Dirty And/Or Cruel

Do You Want To Spoonslap With Me Tonight?
Nobody's Watching...Let's Spoonslap!
You Son Of A Spoonslap!
Well...Spoonslap You!

Spoonslap by EnterMyTwilight April 27, 2007

sackslapenosis 

A disorder caused from the slapping of another Male's testicular region.."Danger Zone"..This disorder causes the male's testicles to turn a blue-ish color and to hurt like a mofo. Remedies include: Hookers, Blowing a load, or Marijuana.

"I called her a cunt and she gave me sackslapenosis"

sackslapenosis by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006

Sackslap 

n. a sharp tapping sound made with a man's testicles. usually against their partner's ass during intercourse. This is also valid against one's chin.
v. sackslapping

my girlfriend really enjoys it when my balls sackslap her booty during sex.

Sackslap by VITO SANTANA November 20, 2009

Spockstar 

One who lives in his parents basement, and throws Star Trek themed ragers. His Spock impression is unparalleled, and all of the slightly more attractive, yet still grotesque convention babes are all over him. Often seen using an authentic TOS communicator and wearing faux pointed ears.

M: Hey! You want to go over to Kenny's place? He's throwing a 72 hour non stop Voyager marathon party while his parents are vacationing in West Virginia.

K: Yeah!
M: It's a red shirt and badge event, no Vulky's allowed
K: Kenny is such a Spockstar.

Spockstar by moosir2u July 16, 2010

shockscape 

An almost palpable aura of unease surrounds this 35-year-old Somali man, lingering long after he has left the room. His grotesquely enormous forehead dominates his gaunt visage, casting a shadow over deeply unsettling features that mark him as both physically and mentally warped. A rancid, oppressive stench clings to him like a second skin a foul miasma seeping from his very pores, repelling anyone unfortunate enough to draw near. This disturbing exterior conceals a profoundly disturbed individual whose morally corrupt and sinister proclivities infect every interaction. Known as Shockscape, his bizarre and erratic behavior is overshadowed by a predatory nature that unnerves and frightens all who cross his path, making him an embodiment of dread and revulsion. This unnerving fusion of physical grotesqueness and dark depravity creates a haunting, profoundly unsettling figure one whose very existence shatters the boundaries of morality and human decency.

alex:Is that shockscape
hugo: im afraid so

shockscape by coolguy1234512 June 2, 2025