spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

by krisenthia August 20, 2007

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

spoon rape

When you wake up the morning after a party and notice someone (usually the ugliest guy/girl you've seen in your entire life) sleeping next to you, spooning you.

WTF?? I've been spoon raped!

by He's the boxman September 28, 2006

spoonage

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

by spooner July 18, 2004

spoonface

A female who has a round head but a face that is insanely flat. For example a flat nose, flat mouth,

Look at Diana, she sure is a spoonface!

by nate1515 May 2, 2010

spawnrape

n. In any FPS game, to kill a player as they spawn, preventing them from any chance to fight back. It's one of those cheap ways to rack up frags.

It is also known as spawn killing, or spawn camping.

If you spawn camp on my server, you will be booted.

by Steve Ed. April 8, 2004