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spoopoween 

person 1: it’s spoopoween! person 2: happy spoopoween!
spoopoween by amnoagrass December 9, 2020

Spoonker 

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.
"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

Spoonokin 

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking simultaneously.

The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!

Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!
"OMG did you guys feel that earthquake last night?!?!"

"Earthquake?..what earthquake? ...I was spoonokin!

"I didn't feel that 5.5 magnitude earthquake because I was spoonokin!!!"

"Wow that must of been some serious spoonokin!!!"
"It sure was!!"

"Got spoonokin?!?"

"Spoonokin a me?!?!"
Spoonokin by Spoonokin March 31, 2010

spoonpirewus 

A vampire walrus with spoon-fangs. Perfect for savouring the softer flesh. Likes buckets and ice cream, loves when the two are combined.
The spoonpirewus roared and bit into a rather large apple.
spoonpirewus by zre March 7, 2010

Spoonlowers

Hey look I can see Spoonlowers! Lets get out of here!
Spoonlowers by okdude September 13, 2021
A sex act when you put peanut butter on a spoon and proceed to put it up your girl's vajayjay. then, the peanut butter on her vag, you lick off.
last night my wife wanted me to give her a spoonhole