Spoonked 

Spoonked is a term used to express a feeling of fear so great that you immediately reach climax.
Basically you get so scared that you cum.

Chris showed me a picture of a really scary looking chick but she was kinda sexy so I got really spoonked

Spoonked by AnKaTPG April 3, 2021

Spoonkid 

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

Spoonkid by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

spooked magook 

Being HELLA scared, but with a hint of James Charles in the mix

Person 1: Oh my god did you see that horror movie?
Person 2: Yeah I was spooked magook

spooked magook by YUYUSAYINGMYNAMEWRNG July 28, 2020

Spoonker 

A person who holds up a spoon and dramtically points it at things. (Tiny spoons are preffered but you can use any spoon.) The person is in most cases mentally ill.

"Tf why is Penelope dramatically pointing a spoon at that dog?"

"Oh don't worry he is a spoonker."

Spoonker by lxvander forgot her password July 19, 2021

Spoonkid 

Better than warrior, blooprint, wally1k, etc. Thats all I have to say.

“Hey man have you seen that new spoonkid vid?”

Spoonkid by YRT_MEANO March 3, 2022

spooked 

Scared, Bewildered, Nervous

When the gang came into the mall, all of the people were "spooked" from the mean looks on all their faces.

spooked by blackmanofsteel40 April 27, 2006

Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018