PoonPoker

A Straight Guy's Penis Used To Get Into Hot And Heavy Intercourse

I Gave The PoonPoker To Alan, Kevin, Ysh ,And Jeff All At The Same Time.

PoonPoker by ERHS RHINO November 4, 2010

poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

poondyker by jamie bojangles November 9, 2008

poonoser

A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.

Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.

poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012

poondyker 

a lesbian that vigorously enjoys vagina

dustin:Dood, Tiffany is such a POONDYKER.
johnnycramp:Koo

poondyker by jamie bojangles October 29, 2006

Poondozer

A person who watches so much porn that they fall asleep, then their parents or spouse finds out.

Jake: Jeffrey is such a poondozer that his mom walked in on him with his hand around his cock, iPod in hand and fast asleep.
Erik: I know, he gets like 3 texts from bedoink every minute...

Poondozer by Kru5ty 5p00n5 June 28, 2015

Poontaker 

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

Poontaker by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

poonker 

A male genitalia

That guy is such a Poonker head.

poonker by Lumiare69 August 20, 2008