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Sporkfoot 

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.
Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.
Sporkfoot by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

Spoonfart 

When you're spooning with your boo and you accidentally pass wind. This usually happens when the partner's knees are tucked up tight to yours and your body is in already in the full bowel movement position. You feign sleep/suppress laughter when they react.
Magnus: I hooked up with this awesome girl last night, but I think I ruined it with a spoonfart.
Spoonfart by Mr.Boo Fancy Pants February 17, 2014

SpookyFoot 

When you see a Bigfoot that spooks you.

It could also mean a very spooky foot, that is pale and has massive bunions.
Or the ghost foot of Bay Drive, where racism had a direct influence on the foot population killing the feet and making them spookily haunt the woods and terrorize huge cock men.
SpookyFoot was standing there, he was acting spooky for my cock.
Brian’s mom had a SpookyFoot, I was going to lick her toes but decided not to.

Spoogefoot 

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.
Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.
Spoogefoot by Cardsblo August 24, 2009

spoonworthy 

adj. - Any activity where gouging your eye out with a spoon would be less painful.

Comes from the website www.workorspoon.com
Ugh... I have a spoonworthy marketing meeting at 3 o'clock.
spoonworthy by Jason Buys April 1, 2004

spoonfest 

1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.
"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."
spoonfest by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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