A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You are a F**king spoogleman.

Spoogleman by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

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spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ex. "Hes such a fag!" -Ben
"No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!" -Robert

Ex. Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity led her to become a spoogle fiend.

spoogle fiend by C-Bud July 16, 2008

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spoogle

verb-
to cum ejaculate maliciously into one's eye

So I found out my girlfriend cheated on me with that punkass nerd last weekend, so when she was sucking me off today, I told her to stop right before i came, and finished off myself, aimed directly at her eye, and spoogled her sorry ass. That shit burns.

spoogle by zanthia December 15, 2004

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spoogle

The act of maliciously blowing your load in another's eye.

Yeah, that girl sucks at sucking dick.
-Oh Yeah?
Yeah, she kept sharkbiting.
-Owwwww.....that sucks!
It's okay, I got my revenge.
-Oh yeah? How's that?
Spoogle
What?
Right in the eye.

spoogle by Kevin Duffy April 12, 2005

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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