Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
by Jibba22 July 22, 2008
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Caker

The wee ones version of a kegger, with cake subbed for keg.
Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.
by Jibba22 July 22, 2008
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Brown Derby

When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.
Jimmy said he needed a new cap, so I gave him a Brown Derby!
by Jibba22 March 04, 2008
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stewing

The act of repressing a deuce, usually due to lack of facilities or proper crapper conditions, allowing the feces to develop a more pungent aroma than normal, leading to horrific smelling gas.
I've had this shit stewing for hours, this is gonna reek.
by Jibba22 April 04, 2008
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