Definitions by Jibba22
Cougar Spooger
One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.
Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.
Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008
Brown Derby
When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.
Brown Derby by Jibba22 March 4, 2008