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Spoogleman

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.
You are a F**king spoogleman.
by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003
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Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?
by LMom April 10, 2009
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Spongeman

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome
swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman
by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011
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spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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Spoogeman Jenkins

An individual of lower intelliectual standing who tries to imatate the characteristics of one who posseses a dildo. Also known as a person who releases anal man juice at the sight of elderly man. Thirdly, someone who has been known to premie ejack in public situations.
Ahhh what is that crusty paste like shit on that jerbrones pants? He obvioulsy just prematuraly ejactulated in a public place for no good reason, hes a Spoogeman Jenkins

Hey dude you don't even have a dildo you fucking Spoogeman Jenkins!
by The OSJ October 20, 2009
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spoogleoon

when you have a threesome, but the third person is just watching, they're the spoogleoon.
ted, sherry and vanessa were having a threesome but vanessa was too large so she became the spoogleoon.
by ballls mackington tt November 23, 2010
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Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.
"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."
by Dabether May 15, 2006
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