spongejob

a dream of spongebob giving you a blowjob; a blowjob in which you vision the person blowing you as spongebob

I had an awesome spongejob last night.

I can't talk now, im getting a spongejob.

spongejob by rosie3293 January 29, 2009

Spongejob

A sexual reference as to what Spongebob and Patrick do together.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick. I'm Ready, I'm Ready!
Patrick: Good! I <3 spongejobs!

Spongejob by Trong eh Dore March 15, 2010

Spongejob

Verb- oral sex from a sponge.

Bob-"Last night i totally got a spongejob!"
Tom-"I've always loved you."
Bob-"Lets do it."
(love making noises)

Spongejob by freshfishbowl March 28, 2009

SpongeBob 

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

SpongeBob by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019

spongebob baylypants 

When a skinny, snobby, entitled chick wears butt & form-fitting pants, but her butt, waist and lower back are all the same width, giving not the appearance of an hourglass figure and a shapely rump, but rather the appearance of a square box from the middle of her back to the top of her hamstrings.

Dude, how's that date go the other night? Well, she wore Spongebob Baylypants and her ass looked like ole square pants himself, and when she took them off at the end of the night, it was not much better, but I did make that square box butt jiggle from her back to the top of her legs when I did the deed!

spongebob baylypants by Stagmen June 26, 2017

spongecock

I guy who is so narcissistic and misogynistic he can only get himself off through the vigorous use of a fleshlight and a mirror.

Brad hasn't left his room in days, he's such a spongecock lately...we need to get him out to meet some people.

I'm tired of the dating scene, I think I'm just gonna spongecock it again tonight.

F**k those bitches, I'm going spongecock.

spongecock by bestlittlebitchintheworld December 30, 2011

SpongeBob 

A sponge that has a face and is somehow is friends with a squirrel underwater and an starfish that lives under a rock. And has influenced the millenials and gen z. Which is scary because if u say I hate SpongeBob you will be shunned from everyone.

Bob: hey did you watch the latest episode of SpongeBob

Jeff: Heck yah dude!

SpongeBob by You know what I mean December 22, 2020