Sponge Knob
Sponge Knob by Wonky Tonky September 1, 2016
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Sponge Knob Bare Spanks
The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.
'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'
Sponge Knob Bare Spanks by Little luxuries April 18, 2015
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spongeknob by Yackn12 February 15, 2019
Spongeknob squarenuts
yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing
Spongeknob squarenuts by GemThrive June 15, 2018
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter
Me:Dying with laughter
SpongeKnob SquareNuts by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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spongeknob by Yackn12 February 15, 2019
spongeknob squarewank
When your partner climaxes before you and goes flaccid, forcing you to masturbate to make things square
spongeknob squarewank by MistressHarley June 9, 2021
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