Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

spooning sleep

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Spooning

When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.

Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters

by The Jean Genie November 22, 2016

cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Plooning

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

by shannonk November 12, 2013