Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection

To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"

Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

Plooting 

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

Plooking 

Having sex. Getting it in. The act of fornication.

Jacob "Are ya'll going to plook tonight?"
John "Yeah, bro we're plooking tonight!"

Plooking by freeny June 6, 2012

Pooning 

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooning 

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008