Splooging
To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.
Splooging by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006
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Splooging by NelliyJuice November 5, 2011
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Splooging
Let's go splooge some sloots!
Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
Splooging by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012
Splooging
When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.
Splooging by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010
Drive by Splooging
The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.
You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING
Drive by Splooging by YES! October 22, 2004
conversational splooging
1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.
2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
conversational splooging by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007
Slodging
Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.
"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015
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