Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

by Val Paraiso May 06, 2006

Splooging

Causing a mass eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the penis.

Why are you splooging all over me!?

by NelliyJuice November 05, 2011

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 07, 2012

Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

splooge

an ejaculatory deposit

My roommate left his splooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again.

by Kevin H. March 05, 2004

Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003