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Splomp - The word used to describe chucking a miniature Mark XVII thermonuclear bomb at the speed of light towards one thing, person, or creature.
'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.
Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.
'Splomp', however, in slang terms, means to drink 17 shots of Jack Daniel's whiskey and then proceeding to murder 17 kindergarten-age children with a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard time.
Often, the user of the word means they are going to murder 17 children who are inside a 2004 Chevrolet Silverado with a mark XVII thermonuclear bomb doused in Jack Daniel's whiskey thrown at the speed of light at 3:32 PM Eastern Standard Time.
I'm about to Splomp these children.
by 1waffley May 24, 2024
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