Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!
by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022
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Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.
*drink is spilled* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just splorped!
by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022
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A NorCal slang-word used similarly to the word "jawn". A replacement for almost any noun if used correctly.
A-yo! Ya'll ninjas gots that splorp we was talkin 'bout last night?

Sorry man. Didn't mean to get all up in your splorp like that.
by BlaZe2f0Ur7 February 5, 2016
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Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.
I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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splorp, (splorp) NOUN. A wet, gurgling noise, like a cow defecating.
Yossarian pulls off the bombardier's flack jacket, and 'splorp,' out spill his liver, kidneys and intestines.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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To look at one's own explore page on Instagram.
I'd spent so long splorping I was late for my lesson.

I'm gonna splorp my insta and see what's new.
by Bignizzle June 15, 2022
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