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An outrageous sexual manouvre involving ice, a fighter plane, flexibility or yoga classes, and some sheer determination. The Splitzkrieg is only performed under dire sexual circumstances.
My girlfriend was doing a sweet splitzkrieg last night.
by Mohan Sebastien Tantado November 07, 2009
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