schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

shitzkrieg 

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

shitzkrieg by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg 

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

Shitzkrieg by shlin August 17, 2009

Shitzkrieg 

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.

Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.

Shitzkrieg by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016

Shitzkrieg 

Comes from the term blitzkrieg used in Nazi Germany during the second world war. Shitzkrieg is when your taking a shit normally a loose watery shit and you fart in mid-shit causing shit particles too spray everywhere making your toilet bowl look like a war zone when you have finished?

Pakreem; jheeeeze maynnn I went to take slash in yo bathroom WTF happened dude I need a gas mask to go piss in there
Fenton; man ate a kebab last night! Woke up with bowels like a lidl bag and took a dump this morning, it was shitzkrieg man shit went everywhere, I feel both mentally and physically drained after that
Pakreem; dayyyymmmmmmm

Shitzkrieg by Taking Kay felling ghey January 23, 2012

Shitzkrieg 

1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.

2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.

3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.

4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.

1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."

2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.

3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"

4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshattery make him a spectacular shitzkrieger.

Shitzkrieg by The Citizen Science April 21, 2009