Splitwhip
"Did grace say she was coming tonight?" "No she said she doesnt know. She's being such a splitwhip."
Splitwhip by SlimeMonkey1234 December 9, 2020
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slutwhippeditis
When a man is not only pussy whipped, he's whipped by a girl who is a slut that already has a boyfriend.
slutwhippeditis by rsmitty May 6, 2006
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shitwhipping
seriously amazing beyond comprehension. Used to describe something that warps your mind and permenantly changes you as a person and how you see the world.
shitwhipping by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
Shitwhip
1. To fall on a slippery surface, in such a way as to where the individual falls flat on his back, going from perfectly vertical to perfectly horizontal, usually with the cranium bouncing at least once off the ground.
2. To be so high on hallucinagenics that one gets lost from the group, loses all of their belongings, and in severe cases abscounds altogethe.
3. To have a series of unfortunate events happen in rapid fire succession to an individual.
2. To be so high on hallucinagenics that one gets lost from the group, loses all of their belongings, and in severe cases abscounds altogethe.
3. To have a series of unfortunate events happen in rapid fire succession to an individual.
1. As Paul was walking through the courtyard, in a moment of lost concentration he slipped and fell hard, exclaiming, Oh, God, I just got my shit whipped.
2. Not knowing the lsd was mic'd at 200, and being told by Chris 2 is 1, when he actually meant 1 is 2, I found myself shitwhipped.
3. Seeing the flat tire on the shuttle bus, and getting in anyway, we knew we were in for a shitwhipping when 5 mins later we found ourselves stranded on the side of the road in Mexico.
2. Not knowing the lsd was mic'd at 200, and being told by Chris 2 is 1, when he actually meant 1 is 2, I found myself shitwhipped.
3. Seeing the flat tire on the shuttle bus, and getting in anyway, we knew we were in for a shitwhipping when 5 mins later we found ourselves stranded on the side of the road in Mexico.
Shitwhip by Sugarglider said what? February 5, 2017
slitwhistling
When a woman's orifice is loose and airy resulting in a queef like "whistling" sound every time you enter her.
I was fucking Kesha last night but got a goddamn headache from all the slitwhistling her cooter was making. Like a friggin' freight train, this chick.
slitwhistling by TetsuoTheIronMan December 24, 2010
Shitwhipped
When you find an unlocked car, you shit on the driver's seat. If you piss on the steering wheel, it's called "Sticky-fingered".
"Yo nigga, I just shitwhipped some deuchbag's car!"
"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"
"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"
Shitwhipped by Ribstack and Huntarr October 1, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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