Splink Splink

A vocal expression of instant gratification.

After a hot-rail, I always say “Splink Splink”.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

splink

Deep, adventurous thinking; being a useful combination of to "spelunk" (to cave dive) and to "think".

"Matt, this problem truly has me stumped. Let me splink about it."

by lauderman March 1, 2018

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

splink

Incomprehensible road safety acronym from the 1970s. Apparently:

find a SAFE place to cross
Stand on the PAVEMENT
LOOK for traffic
IF traffic is coming, let it pass
When there is NO traffic near, walk across the road
KEEP looking and listening for traffic as you cross

"Shit, I forgot to SPLINK!"

"If he hadn't spent so much time SPLINKING he might not have got run over."

"Bring back Jimmy Saville."

"You SPLINK me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

"Sweet SPLINKs are made of these, who am I to disagree?"

"SPLINKmas time, Misseltoe and wine, children SPLINKING Christian ryhme, with logs on the fire and SPLINK on the tree..."

"Mary loves SPLINK."

by SPLINKROXORZTEHBIGONE January 4, 2008

splink

forever a mystery to those who dont already know

girl asks: Whats a splink?!
a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try

by the connection April 28, 2003

splink

Combination of silver and pink.

Yo checkout this new colour.. splink!

by Johnny James September 23, 2008