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Splinkus 

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.
Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!
Splinkus by Babble fish November 7, 2022
Words you can keep
The after sexual intercourse act, of dragging ones slimy Penis across the bed sheets, blankets, couch cushions, or any other item on which the "Dick Tracks trail" can be seen.
Dude, I laid Slinkus all over my roommates Bed last night, that will teach his ass to clean up after himself.

Goddammit, who the fuck Slinkused on my new leather couch?
slinkus by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016
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splingus 

Basically a filler word for anything that is evident through context, or not. Can refer to any anime/inanimate thing.
" ayo pass me the splingus mane."

" aight, here."
splingus by lombardisimo April 1, 2021
when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)
little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump
Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car
splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018
Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!
splinks by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021

Splinkisism 

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal
Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!
Splinkisism by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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