Splinkus 

An catch all insult on the same level of offence as cunt.

Oh my god shut up you are such a splinkus!

Splinkus by Babble fish November 7, 2022

slinkus 

The after sexual intercourse act, of dragging ones slimy Penis across the bed sheets, blankets, couch cushions, or any other item on which the "Dick Tracks trail" can be seen.

Dude, I laid Slinkus all over my roommates Bed last night, that will teach his ass to clean up after himself.

Goddammit, who the fuck Slinkused on my new leather couch?

slinkus by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016

splingus 

Basically a filler word for anything that is evident through context, or not. Can refer to any anime/inanimate thing.

" ayo pass me the splingus mane."

" aight, here."

splingus by lombardisimo April 1, 2021

sploinkus

when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)

little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

sploinkus by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

splingus 

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

splingus by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

splinks 

NOT a slur

Fernando: Those dang splinks!

Smart person: Splinks isn't a slur!

splinks by NOT Fernando June 17, 2021

Splinkisism 

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

Splinkisism by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025