by Fatesadvent October 23, 2006
The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.
by RocktheJordan August 31, 2006
The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.
The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.
Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.
The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.
Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
the greatest of all of the Greek gods
Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
by Dude 2000 November 05, 2003
person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
by bbnnyhoney April 15, 2008
1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.
2.) A guy that will fuck anything.
2.) A guy that will fuck anything.
by Anonymous November 04, 2003
by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004