spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

by Correspondingly November 1, 2004

spleechless

When you are so speechless that you are too speechless to even say the word speechless.

I am SPLEECHLESS

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 15, 2020

spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

Spleach

1. Noun - A combination of splooge and bleach, intended for consumption.

2. Verb - The act of creating a large mess as a result of the release of bodily fluids.

When someone makes me mad, my initial reaction is to tell them to drink spleach.

Travis spent hours doing laundry last night because Jessica couldn't stop spleaching on the bed.

by Gil Fries May 21, 2016

Spleenthief

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

speench pliff

a person who bites at or eats the bubbles that result from flatulence had under water in the tub; a fart-bubble biter

used as a hilariously random sounding insult (always accompanied by the definition) for a person who annoys someone while they are relaxing in the tub.

every time I'm in the tub, this speench pliff keeps knocking on the door, buggin me.

by monglobonglo January 11, 2010