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Spleeming

A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.
Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.
by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025
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Sleeping Warrior

An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.

A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.

A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.

An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.

A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."

Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
by theboobox October 21, 2019
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sleepingz

When a person is knocked out, usually in a dramatic fashion.
"SLEEPINGZ!!!" (immediately said after watching a knockout)
by Mr. Flip May 3, 2008
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Sleeping with Pete

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Pete tonight.
by melodyq February 2, 2009
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sleeping on you

Not paying any attention
I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.
by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016
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Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017
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sleeping beasty

A mean, nasty, loud, abominable individual thats best left undisturbed.
You may want sleeping beauty to wake up but you do not want to awaken sleeping beasty.
by jpg3 November 8, 2011
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