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A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.
My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!
spleeder by Radishnugget December 26, 2016
nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..
suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY
spleege by spleege January 9, 2019
As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.
spleege by Phartman July 9, 2004
A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.
So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege
spleege by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021
did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!
spleege by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003

spleezer 

person a: i like smoking spleezers and eating sandwiches
person a to woman: make me a sandwich bitch!
spleezer by sweetboobjuice January 13, 2010