spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

spleeder by Radishnugget December 26, 2016

splenderfuckingrific 

a term that is used to express that something is most excellent, or to express extreme disappointment in a sarcastic manner.

1) traffic is backed up for the next 10 miles....oh that is just splenderfuckingrific!

2) Candy wants to suck your cock! Wow, that is splenderfuckingrific!

splenderfuckingrific by jeffrey herrschaft March 15, 2008

Scapegoat Speeder 

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

Scapegoat Speeder by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009

Reverse Splenderson

1. When your pour a packet of Splenda on your penis while engaging in sexual activities (can also coincide with the use of 2 cigars)

2. A mythical white claw flavor

As he made his way to the bedroom, he grabbed a Splenda packet and sprinkled it on his penis. As he went in for the thrust, the reverse splenderson was complete.

Reverse Splenderson by URSPECIALK99 June 2, 2020

Sped Speeder 

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

Sped Speeder by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Splenderific 

Something that is great, combanation of splendid and terrific.

"That movie was freaking splenderific!"

Splenderific by spuffygurl11 December 2, 2005

follow the speeder 

A phenomenon in which other motorists wishing to speed locate a speeder, and all follow him or her in hope that if a police officer is waiting to pull a speeding car over that the only one who will get the ticket will be the person in front. Can also be used to give people behind the person in front time to slow down if the person in front spots a patrol car. This will sometimes work, but police will sometimes use 'speed traps' to set up several patrol cars down the road so they can pull a pack of cars over.

I was too tired to look for cop cars that day, so when I saw a car speeding along in the left lane at 85 mph with another car close behind, I put on my blinker and played a bit of 'follow the speeder'.

follow the speeder by ShadowCreator October 5, 2007