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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

SPLATOOSHKA 

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm
oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!
SPLATOOSHKA by MADMAN January 16, 2015
-to sexually flirt with someone
-variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting
Did you see him splatting with her?

Yeaaah, he's getting all the splatata.
Splatata by heyyitsthatguy October 21, 2010

Splatasha Jumpanoff 

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb
Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

splatbasket 

A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.
Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.
splatbasket by Nab Jabkin December 8, 2009

splatasha 

Splatty nat she fell for the stone I think she likes cliff diving btw this was made by an Abby
SPLATASHA is inspiring
splatasha by Abby<3 September 17, 2021