A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?
Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
-to sexually flirt with someone -variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting
A sock that has been used for purposes of masturbation. Any sock can become a splatbasket, but not all splatbaskets will ever be socks again. It will require some real washing.
Jerry's room is a TV, a recliner and two dozen splatbaskets on the floor around his chair. It kind of smells.