Spatroast

A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.

Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.

Spatroast by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009

slaproast 

A tribal preparation ritual, where the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, before going to war against hedge funds by buying and holding stocks like GME or AMC.

Wallstreet: What are your moves tomorrow?

Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls

slaproast by $8Y March 18, 2021

stroast 

When a science teacher of extreme intellect and scholarly wisdom insults an inferior student with a fiery and sarcastic tone.

He is asserting himself, like a chihuahua.
His mom did his science fair project for him.
"How much time did you spend on this," he said after looking at his research proposal
Oh man you just got stroasted!, said the entire class.

stroast by thewurm January 29, 2020

reverse-spitroast

A three way sexual position. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock and the other woman gets eaten out. Usually (but not always), during a reverse-spitroast the two women are facing towards each other so they can make out and play with each other's boobs while the man is fucking them.

Those two girls just invited me over to their place and told me to take a shower first. I'm pretty sure we're gonna have a reverse-spitroast.

reverse-spitroast by every1drinkbeer February 3, 2017

Shitroast 

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

Shitroast by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

Medical Spitroast 

When you have to have an Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy.

John has been having stomach pains lately. Doc says hes going to need to do a Medical Spitroast to figure out whats wrong with him.

Medical Spitroast by Toolazy2work January 11, 2018

Spitroast Deluxe 

A conventional spitroast occurs when one dude fucks a chick in her pussy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. The "deluxe" version of that is when the chick is done in her ass and mouth instead, and often the pussy does not come in to play at all.

That horny bitch doesn't just want us to spitroast her in the pussy and mouth; she wants a Spitroast Deluxe in her ass and down her throat.

Spitroast Deluxe by thefin July 9, 2011