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Spladooshk 

Spladooshk is the word used to describe the large splash resulting from a great big dump. Spladooshk can also be used as an insult, someone can be as much use as a "spladooshk."
1. I've just been and had the hugest shit ever, it hit the water with a great SPLADOOSHK!!!

2. you're as much use a splash from a giant turd or spladooshk
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SPLATOOSH 

A combination of 'splat' and 'splosh' and other things that um err ya.
SPLATOOSH! Went Jeffery.
SPLATOOSH by Ihatekpop August 1, 2018

Spladoosha 

Sound made by a giant log entering the water in a toilet bowl.
*Knock knock* . . . Anyone in there?
Sí Sí, ocupado!
Ooooohhhh, uunnngghhh, AYYYY CHIHUAHUA!!!
* SPLADOOSHA *
Hey amigo . . . We must alert the port authorities!

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026