When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

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splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

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Splatata

-to sexually flirt with someone
-variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting

Did you see him splatting with her?

Yeaaah, he's getting all the splatata.

Splatata by heyyitsthatguy October 21, 2010

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splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010

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