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splattadoo

When you go to a kinky maid café in Japan and sexy Japanese chicks in maid outfits come to your table and they shit all over you

(Source: Game Grumps/Steam Train)
Ross: If they touch you, then you have to pay for EEEEVERYTHING
Arin: Wow okay
Ross: If they sneeze on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: Oh geez ;^^
Ross: If they breathe on you, you gotta pay for that
Arin: What if they poop....on me?
Ross: That's about uh....tha--yeah, you gotta pay for that

Arin: That's their specialty

Ross: That's the special....they call that uh...Chocoru...Splattadoo...Special
Arin: (laughing) Chocoru Splattadoo (continues laughing)
splattadoo by Egofaptard March 14, 2014

splatarax 

the art of ejaculating in a girls face until she has a translucent film of jizz over her eyes much like one would experience from catarax
did u bang that shorty last nite bruv......na man she was on so i jus gave her a good splatarax.. bitch cudnt see or nothin u no this
splatarax by tommyc123 April 18, 2011

splattack 

ONE OF THE BEST SONGS TO EXIST GO LISTEN TO IT
I love listening to splattack
splattack by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

splatacake 

1. A term in Splatoon used specifically when you destroy your opponent with easy.
2. A infamous badass who plays massive amounts of Splatoon.
Bro! You just got SplaTacAKed!
splatacake by J. Bidnaz January 8, 2019
When you have bad diarrhea and you splattah the porcelain of the toilet.
Charlie took too much magnesium tablets and the next day he splattah the toilet.
Splattah by Corne August 11, 2021

splattable 

When something is very able to be splattered, splooted, or spread on impact
The mashed potatoes are very splattable
splattable by Justjoe1223 April 2, 2024
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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