splamptch 

A cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Let’s roll some splamptches and go on a smokin route.

splamptch by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splamph

Ejaculation, result of male orgasm, Sperm

Following last nights session she was covered in splamph!

Splamph by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008

Splatch 

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

Splatch by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Splatch 

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

Splatch by JoeyD May 20, 2005

Splatching 

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

Splatching by Fhowa May 31, 2016

splatch 

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

splatch by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008