Splumph 

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

Splumph by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Splamph

Ejaculation, result of male orgasm, Sperm

Following last nights session she was covered in splamph!

Splamph by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008

slumph 

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep

what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all

slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

Splumptious 

scrumptious and plump

Mark: Hey Steve, did you see that girl's ass?
Steve: Oh yeah, it looked hella splumptious!

Splumptious by Montgomery Charles December 15, 2008

splumpkin 

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

splumpkin by jester ralph October 30, 2006

Splumpie 

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.

My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(

Splumpie by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010

splumpkin 

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

splumpkin by brickhead35 October 20, 2013